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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2014, 02:16:53 pm »
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Food, Drink and Coffee

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Monash is comparatively isolated to other universities (like that TAFE down in Parkville), so, you either eat on or around campus or bring your own food. More on these later.

2. The administration has published a guide to all the food places on campus, it's definitely worth a read ([http://fsd.monash.edu.au/files/dining-at-monash-2014.pdf). If you want a more visual look check out the lost on campus website (http://lostoncampus.com.au/monash/clayton).

3. There is a wide variety of food ranging from sushi to fish and chips to kebabs, you should be able to at least find a few things you like.

4. That said, the food is decently expensive ranging from ~$7-12 for a proper meal.

5. Most dietary requirements should be OK. There are a fair few halal places, not sure about kosher but i assume they're around too. If you're a vegetarian (like me) you might find the options kinda meh but there's still plenty. If i do eat on campus, i usually go to meeting point. It's an asian style place where you can choose a few dishes to have on rice. They usually have at least 2-3 vegetarian dishes. There's the standard cafe style sandwiches and stuff.

6. Most of the food places are localised to the campus centre. There are a fair few also scattered around under both the major libraries, there's a food/cafe place under the Menzies and theres cinque lire all the way at the back of campus.

7. There's a milk bar and an asian store so you might be also able to pick up snacks there. There's also a pharmacy if you want to live off jelly beans.

8. Pretty much around the corner from the campus is a Maccas (although apparently they raised their prices to cancel out the MSA discount). Also closeish to the campus is a nandos (check the nandos website). Near huntingdale station (where most of you will get off) is a subway. If you're willing to venture into Clayton (which is probably a bus ride or a train trip down the line) there are a fair few more shops there, you probably won't be doing this on a regular basis though.

9. There's various points for hot water around the campus and there are a few microwaves around.

10. IF you join the MSA (which i recommend as a filthy unionist, only $20) you get discounts on various food places and on the Maccas near campus (http://monashstudentassociation.com/Services/New-Student-Information/Food). To break even on your membership cost, you probably would only need to spend a few hundred on food throughout the entire year (it may sound like a lot but 10 meals or 20-30 coffees winds up being about $100). Keep in mind club membership is also discounted (or free) for MSA members and event tickets tend to be cheaper as well.

11. The MSA also has free food on certain days and clubs also will have BBQ's throughout the year (you usually need to be a club member to take advantage of these though).

12. IF you're at campus late, inside both libraries are food vending machines and the Matheson *MIGHT* have a coffee machine, i don't remember.

Drink

1. Drinking is fine and accepted around campus, it's totally normal for people to hand out beer with the BBQ's on campus.

2. There are only two places that i know of that serve alcohol: Sir Johns, the union bar upstairs (20% union discount), occasionally they have special nights. The other is the cafe under the Menzies, Taste Baguette; during happy hour they have ~$10 jugs which is a pretty good deal.

Coffee

1. There's like 10+ different places to get coffee around campus, you're definitely spoiled for choice. Pretty much any of these places will be better than your standard nescafe.

2. The lines are often a good indication of how good the place is. The place with the longest lines and the place i usually go to is artichoke and whitebait.

3. Some places take MSA cards so you might get a discount if you're in the union.

4. They also obviously sell your usual assortment of cakes, sandwiches, etc.
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2014, 03:50:11 pm »
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Yeah the Asian place upstairs of the campus centre (above meeting point) is the way to go.

I'm yet to eat at MP as I've had quite a bit of anecdotal evidence that it's food poisoning galore (???) Even had one dude tell me he had to defer because he at there o.o

The milk-baresque shop in the campus centre is also ridiculously overpriced, however, there are $1.50 noodle there which are just amazing when you realise you don't even have enough money to withdraw from an ATM but still have coins in your wallet  8)
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2014, 04:10:53 pm »
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On the topic of kosher food: There are no certified kosher establishments on campus, but the vegetarian places are probably okay and MonJSS (the Jewish Students' Society) run free barbecues multiple times during semester, as well as free bagels etc. during their weekly programs (also no, you don't need to pretend to be Jewish to get food :P ).

Organisations such as Chabad also run kosher barbecues most weeks.
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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2014, 05:35:33 pm »
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I'm yet to eat at MP as I've had quite a bit of anecdotal evidence that it's food poisoning galore (???) Even had one dude tell me he had to defer because he at there o.o

I was talking to the microbiology PhD's, apparently they swabbed it and found some interesting things.... I've heard it can sometimes allegedly be bad too (so can the downstairs noodle place) but my own person experience is fine. I guess part of that is because i only eat vegetarian so there's less chance of getting sick.

On the topic of kosher food: There are no certified kosher establishments on campus, but the vegetarian places are probably okay and MonJSS (the Jewish Students' Society) run free barbecues multiple times during semester, as well as free bagels etc. during their weekly programs (also no, you don't need to pretend to be Jewish to get food :P ).

Organisations such as Chabad also run kosher barbecues most weeks.

Oh damn i had no idea, i was erring to the side of this though considering i didn't notice it. I'm not 100% up on what counts as kosher but wholefoods serves absolutely no meat to my knowledge so you can be fairly certain its kosher (or not). It might not be to everyones tastes but hey..

Free bagels hey....i reckon i could pass for being Jewish anyway

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2014, 05:44:51 pm »
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I also just realised i had the wrong link to the food thing, here is the correct link http://fsd.monash.edu.au/files/dining-at-monash-2014.pdf

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2014, 06:38:02 pm »
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btw what optional events in the orientation e-planner do you guys suggest?

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2014, 06:49:40 pm »
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btw what optional events in the orientation e-planner do you guys suggest?

Been awhile since most of us have done orientation. Can we get like a list or a screenshot or something?

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2014, 06:55:38 pm »
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btw what optional events in the orientation e-planner do you guys suggest?

Anything with free food and/or alcohol :)

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2014, 11:57:30 pm »
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Been awhile since most of us have done orientation. Can we get like a list or a screenshot or something?

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Re: Monash 2014 Jaffy Tips & Questions Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2014, 12:06:20 am »
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I was talking to the microbiology PhD's, apparently they swabbed it and found some interesting things.... I've heard it can sometimes allegedly be bad too (so can the downstairs noodle place) but my own person experience is fine. I guess part of that is because i only eat vegetarian so there's less chance of getting sick.

To be fair, you could swab almost anywhere on campus and you'd find some pretty nasty shit. To be even fairer, I wouldn't touch any of the food in campus centre without a hazmat suit either :P

Free bagels hey....i reckon i could pass for being Jewish anyway

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« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2014, 01:44:43 am »
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« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2014, 09:31:42 am »
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Hey guys, so for my course, theres 2 compulsory sessions, one on Wednesday, the other on Thursday. Just want to know if the stalls, events and happenings are similar everyday? I'm just planning to go on the last 3 days, or is it good to just go all 5 days? Cheers

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« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2014, 10:00:29 am »
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Hey guys, so for my course, theres 2 compulsory sessions, one on Wednesday, the other on Thursday. Just want to know if the stalls, events and happenings are similar everyday? I'm just planning to go on the last 3 days, or is it good to just go all 5 days? Cheers

First off, the MSA Orientation Festival only runs from Monday to Thursday (as in, the clubs won't be there on Friday).

How long are your compulsory sessions? I didn't have time to see the festival on the days of my compulsory sessions because they were all-day things, and the stalls are only there from 11am to 3pm. They are usually the same each day, but some stalls may only run events on certain days.

Last year, I went for the whole week, because I didn't finish seeing all the stalls in one day (and I also had two all-day compulsory sessions).

I recommend at least one full day of just checking out the Orientation Festival, going around to all the stalls, joining all the clubs, grabbing all the free food. Go with your friends. It's a lot of fun.
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